dj-falsefiction's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Craizey Dance]

What in the freakin world....

I only watched the first few seconds of this... then in the second scene, (the pie) I noticed something....

WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF ME ON THE PIE?!?!?!?!?

...or at least it looks like me... identical to me.... that is wack.

....who the hell is that?

BurstStudio responds:

That's not you. It's the almighty Bedn. If you visited the forums, you would have recognized the classic Bedn "Thumbs Up!" pose.

[(2004) RUBBER DUCKY!]

There goes more of my life.

Question..

Is there some weird type of mind-altering substance in the drinking water in your town?

If not..

What the hell is wrong with you, man?

[Roomies (preview)]

There we go, getting better.

Niiice. Drawings, not sticks! Voices! Was a bit choppy, don't know if you were going for that though, so, yeah... Bring up the sound quality a bit, facial expressions-detailed faces-things like that would help. Better than the other flashes of yours I've watched. Keep going in this direction, work it up a bit!

P.S. Still a 0 in interactivity... the load button graphics went out of the borders, lol

thepromaster responds:

Ok thanks for the comments this time. I'm glad you liked the graphics and found it at least a little funny. "Still a 0 in interactivity" Maybe it's cause we're not making a fucking game!!

[Mission: Final Fight]

Now... I see......

Ok...

Graphics-0 STICKS!! I HATE STICKS!! IT TAKES NO TIME AT ALL TO USE SIMPLE F@#KING DRAWINGS! NONE! wheeze...gasp... ok, I'm better now.

Sound-10 Good song, good to see you have SOME taste. Nuff said.

Interactivity-uhm.. Hey, Tom Fulp, is there a way to give negative scores because of a person being so uninteligent that they cannot take advantage of the FREE preloader on NG? (wish I was smart enough to find it when I submitted SB ep1 three years ago, lol)

Style-0 STICKS!! GOOD GOD MAN, STICKS!!!

Violence-0 uhm... the sword was lying behind the guy... not through him... and he died anyway?

Humor-10 Was this supposed to be so horrible that it was funny?

So, Millix... I guess all I have to say is...

Now.. I see... why Eddie bashes you so much.
Learn to draw. Use drawings instead of sticks. If you cannot draw, there are plenty of people out there, get one of them to draw for you! There are even a couple of people here on NG looking to draw for other people's flash. Hell, I'd even do some drawings for you. Make things interactive, or at least USE A PRELOADER. Work a bit, then start submitting.

thepromaster responds:

Ok I'm only gonna respond to ONE of your comments. "I'd even do some drawings for you" well, thanks but no thanks. The reason you reviewed in the first place is because you're a fan of eddie. And he gets all his fans to review his enemies movies. Anyways thanks but no thanks, I don't want a gay movie

[StrawberryChristmas]

Please, people, I beg of you....

No more clock movies... good god my head hurts... Sure, the first couple made me laugh for a few seconds... but cmon people... just... STOP. If you had used anything OTHER than clocks, you would have gotten some score out of me.

Blam this piece of shit, and all clocks.

[Cody Vs Sticks]

Good Lord man!

That was great... just great.... 5! I need to get a decent digital cam... rofl..... great.

ColinMatthews responds:

thank you, but why a 6?

[All Apologies]

People need to stop being shitty.

I thought it was good, chief. Animate the body more, perhaps copy the chord progressions with his right hand? HAVE HIM LOOK UP AT US! Good grief. You got a 3 from me. PROTECT DA MOVIE.

[in my head]

Aight... I'm only going to say this once.

Look, to about 90% of the people reviewing this... shut the hell up. Do NOT review movies with I ARE WILL KILL J00 S00n 4 m4k3 s|-|It fla5h.
It is childish, and retarded. Looking at profiles... most of the people that review nowadays don't even MAKE movies/songs etc. They just bitch and whine about OTHER peoples' entries. Gah. Alright, I've said my peace. On to the movie. When the MSI song started, all my five were belong to it. The choppy animation, bad graphics, and lack of much humor nuked it. as it is, you got a one from me. Up your art a bit, fix the sound quality, and all my five are yours. Peace.

nazibomb responds:

thanks, you're right.

and about the graphics... fuck them.

[dbz thingy 2]

Oh Geez... not another of these guys...

Pez. Pez pez pez pez PEZ. Listen to me, son. First rule of flash. Draw your own shit. Please. I've seen enough ff sprites, traces, direct rips with mouths changed on em... good grief. DRAW YOUR OWN STUFF! Secondly, if you submit something, put a preloader on, no matter how small it is. You can download one from right here, on newgrounds. For FREE. Number three, use sound. even if it's just background music. Ok, that's my rant for the hour. I'm headed to Taco Bell.
P.S. Azmodeus-The mouths move, because the mouths WERE saying something 'crap flash' 'crap flash'

[CommuniztClock]

Uhm......

I'm speechless.... What can I say, Supernin.. wait.. i'm not even going to soil my keyboard with your name. I'll just call you Bob, ok? Alright. Bob. For a second time now, I have sat through your crap. Do us all a favor on NG, have mommy take back the 'puter she got you for christmas, take it back to the store/dealer/whatever, have him/her reformat the hard drive, reinstal windows 3.11 (We ALL know the power of 3.11) and give it back to you. THUS ensuring we will never see you or your lame jump on the clock crew's groin-piece problems again! YAY! 'I AM STRAWBERRY CLOCK, KING OF PORTAL' meh. Suckup. Everyone go watch Retarded Animal Babies or something!